This is the elegant unisex T we all need when we want to be fancy without being uncomfortable. It holds its own shape, and fits to yours alone. Dress it up or down, and you'll always be right where you belong.
 
Made from quite eco-friendly 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this shirt has it all, and knows it! So will everyone else.
 
When they ask, and we know they will, tell them that the amount of oil on water can be discerned by color and pattern, with amber coming after the swirling bands of rainbow hues, and before muddy brown-grey entirely chokes the sea.  We stay as optimistic as we can!